The Goal
The world is massively overpopulated. So much so, in fact, that to ignore the problem now would cause us to strip mine the planet bare in another 60 years.
Also, we know that many times that that baby was an "accident" or in one way or another, unwanted. Let C.S.L. Inc. help you, and help the environment.
How You Can Let Us Help
When you choose to sell your child to C.S.L. Inc., you've done a number of wonderful things. By reducing the number of people in the country while still contributing to that country's stock of goods, you've boosted the economy, helped to combat hunger, reduced the future unemployment rate, and earned yourself a brand new* Miata!
*used
Still Think Selling Your Own Children is An Abomination?
Since we here at Child Slave Labor realize the difficulty in giving up your own flesh and blood, we've compiled a short list of reminders about you, your children, and the human race in history.
1. The most noble of peoples, kings and lords, used to consistently sell their offspring to bring their family greater wealth and honor.
2. 75% of all* children, once grown up, are vengeful and hateful towards their parents. Many refuse to call or even disclose their location to their parents. Is that type of painful rejection worth the risk?
3. Men, it's not your fault that condoms hinder sexual pleasure, nor is it your fault that she refused the abortion. Why should YOU have to give away 18 years of your life and 5/6 of every single one of your paychecks? Hint: Selling a child only requires the signature from one parent.
4. The interest you would earn on the money you would receive from selling your child at birth over a span of 18 years would leave you with upwards of $35,000. That is a fantastic investment!
If you still aren't convinced, take a look at a pamphlet written by our own child slave, Eugene from Australia: "Why to Sell Your Child".
*This is purely an estimated guess based on the number of people we know who hate their parents.
Ready to Sell? Great!
Simply head over to our contact page to request info on how to get started in selling your child for the benefit of humanity!
